It can’t get up – Pastor cries out for help after side chic ‘locked’ his manhood

A South African Pastor has cried out for help over the numbness of his manhood, accusing his side chick of being responsible.

According to the man, his mistress ‘locked his manhood’ for breaking up with her.

The 47-year-old Pastor told Daily Sun that the lady who had been asking when he will divorce his wife, didn’t take the break-up very well when he first called off their romantic relationship in March.

He said the relationship continued but it was no longer as much fun. The cleric said when he confronted her about it, she gave him an attitude and said she doesn’t have a reason to respect an unfaithful man.

The Pastor from Glenvista in Johannesburg, said; “Sometimes when I asked to see her, she’d tell me she’s with another man

“I realised this one was trouble so I ended the relationship. That didn’t go well.

“She told me I’ll regret the day I met her and she’d destroy my marriage in any way she could.”

He further revealed that he noticed that he had become impotent after trying to have sex with his wife in April. It continued even after he visited a urologist who gave him some pills and advised him to eat healthy.

The Pastor said; “Last month, I tried again but the same thing happened. My heart dropped as my 4-5 hanged its head.

“I really regret what I did to my wife. I want my life back

“When I asked her what she did, she told me I messed with the wrong woman and ended the call.”

He said when he tried calling her back, she didn’t answer. Asked if he’s visited a sangoma (native doctor), he said he’s a man of God and doesn’t believe in those practices.

I know the nyatsi has something to do with this, but I don’t think I want to take that route to fix my problem.”

Speaking to Daily Sun via telephone, the 28-year-old side chick said she assumed the pastor dated her because he loved her and planned to divorce his wife.

Asked if she indeed locked his penis, she reportedly laughed and then said he will learn to stop toying with women’s feelings before ending the call.

She said; “He’s a man of God and I didn’t think he was just using me for a poke. I thought what we had was real.”

However a urologist, Dr Kenneth Mulongo said most of these cases are caused by a combination of physical and emotional problems. He advised the pastor to come see him.

Mulongo said; “Just about any medical condition that affects your nerves or blood vessels could hurt your ability to have an erection.”

A native doctor, Joseph Dungamanzi confirmed the man’s penis was locked and also said nothing will work until he goes for a cleansing.

We’ll help Nigerians bypass FG’s ban – Twitter

Twitter says it will work to ensure Nigerians are able to access its platform despite the Federal Government’s enforced suspension.

In a statement released on Saturday through its official Twitter policy account, the company expressed deep concern over the blocking of access to its platform in Nigeria.

The microblogging service also noted that ”open internet” is a human right which no one should be deprived off in a modern society.

The statement read; ”We are deeply concerned by the blocking of Twitter in Nigeria. Access to the free and #OpenInternet is an essential human right in modern society. We will work to restore access for all those in Nigeria who rely on Twitter to communicate and connect with the world. #Keepiton”

The federal government on Friday suspended Twitter’s operations in Nigeria.

Minister of Information, Lai Mohammed, who made the announcement said the government was forced to act because of “the persistent use of the platform for activities that are capable of undermining Nigeria’s corporate existence”.

Zlatan, Cubana Chief Priest, others react as Davido cries out for help

Some Nigerian entertainers and fans of top Afrobeat singer, David ‘Davido’ Adeleke, have expressed concern over his well-being after he cried out for help on social media.

Davido who recently coined the phrase; ‘Who dey breathe’ to shade critics, took to his Instagram account to lament that he can’t breathe and it sparked reactions.

“I can’t breathe .. help”, Davido captioned a photo he shared.

Reacting to his post, they pleaded with the ”Jowo” crooner to take it easy as is yet to win his Grammy award.

Zlatan Ibile wrote; “Where can I buy oxygen please?”

Cubana Chiefpriest wrote; “Nobody badder”

Cdq wrote; “Pele eyan na the choker”.